# "...have you
seen that pink rabbit on those Energiser commercials?...I just keep going
and going and going and going.."-Prior to WM12
# "...it's nice to be confident, but to be irritating and obnoxious
to the point that Shawn Michaels is, I think it's a real hinderance.."-Prior
to WM12
#"Owen's always been the baby and the cheater...he used to be good, but now he's just a bum!" Can We Talk?
# "...Randy Savage...you're
half troll and half lizzard...but don't have what it takes to beat me...you
never did and you never will.."-Monday NITRO
# "...as long as the Hit Man lives, Michaels will never be the Man.."-Calgary
Sun
# "...there's kind of a new motto in the WWF...you scratch my back
and I'll stab yours..."Monday Night Raw
# "...professional wrestling is just a long, cold money trench, a
plastic hole filled with pimps and thieves and a place where good men die
like dogs.."NITRO
# "...Undertaker wake up to the real world..."Prior to Royal
Rumble'96
#"...I can't dance and I don't pose too well for girlie books...but I am the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be...and I'm back. Thank you very much..."Bret Hart returns
# "...Madison Square Garden is not a church...but it's holy ground and Steve Austin "Stone Cold" will see who kicks who's !@#%#.." - Monday Night Raw
# "...I'm proud to be a hero for a country that stands up for what's right and what's wrong..." - Kuwaiti Tour
# "..Steve Austin's...a bully, a tryrant and a liar..." Kuwaiti Tour
#"..Steve Austin, I want you to remember one thing...I'm not greedy for money, I'm greedy for respect, and when this thing's all said and done, you will respect me..."Prior to Survivor Series'96
# "..The British Bulldog's gonna find out that it's a dog-eat-dog world..."Monday Night Raw
# "I don't like to pull off teeth, but I like to knock them out the old fashioned way, with this (holds up his fists)!.."To DDS prior to SummerSlam 1995
# "...the problem with the World Wrestling Federation is there are NO RULES...that's fine by me cuz I don't need any rules.."Monday Night Raw
# "..Randy Savage, Roddy Piper, bring every thing you got, cause me and Hollywood Hogan will take great pleasure in dismembering you and kickin' the crap out of you!"Monday Nitro
#"..This man means the world to me...Hollywood Hogan - the greatest of all time..!!"Monday Nitro
#"..I can remember Chris Benoit when he was a snot nosed punk running around in Calgary..and it was my family that gave him the only chance he had..."Monday Nitro
#"...The only reason Lex Luger's not dead somewhere back there, is cos he's Sting's friend" Nitro
#"...people come up to me and say 'What's got into you, Bret Hart? You used to be such a nice guy!' Well I'm as nice as I ever was.."Nitro